Emma Mae (guest blogger)

It is so hard being a girl around here. The boys are always tickling, poking, prodding, hugging and touching me. They make rude noises and don't say "excuse me." Plus, their feet stink. The big one is nice but he talks really loud. Sometimes it startles me.


The little guy likes to push me off of pumpkins and stuff.

He's kind of cute when he smiles though. And he makes laugh every single day

He also makes me cry every single day.

The other girl here (I think her name is Mama) tries to help me out as much as she can. But sometimes she disappears for awhile and I find her in a closet eating chocolate while whispering things I don't understand to herself. Sometimes I just have to hide. Go incognito. Just for a little while. Just me and my lanpshade.

And don't even get me started on the dog. Fur everywhere. Every time he walks by me he shoves me down. And the stench! Plus, the other day I caught him chewing on my stuffed lion. It's more than a girl than take.