It's a Contest People

A friend of mine suggested that I should put captions on the pictures of Jake below. Then she said she had some good ideas for those captions. Then she said I should have a caption contest. So, here it is! Please enter in the comments section any sort of caption or title you would use for any of the three pictures below. If more than one person enters, I'll get to choose a winner! Maybe there will be a fabulous prize. Maybe not. Okay, ready, set, GO! You have until Friday morning. (Good luck A).