1.) The other morning I asked Jake three times if he wanted me to make him some soap (instead of toast) for breakfast. Shockingly, he said no.
2.) That evening I made myself a nice salad for dinner and went to the fridge to get some salad dressing but came back with peach jelly.
3.) The next morning I tried to heat the syrup up in the spice cabinet instead of the microwave. Shockingly, that did not work.
4.) Today as Emma was pressing a chocolate granola bar all over the kitchen table making a huge mess I just said "that's cool" when she informed me she was making chocolate patterns.
5.) For the last month I've been asking friends what happened to our local Christian music station because I wasn't able to tune into it in our car anymore. I also couldn't seem to get it to come in at work so I figured it had gone off air. My friend Jana told me she was listening to it every day so I verified the FM number for it and tried it again the next morning. No dice. This lasted an entire month ya'll until I discovered last week that I was really just dialing in the wrong number. 100.5 instead of 105.9. I am Crazy.
6.) Frequently losing my words. I've just stopped talking because so much of the time I can't think of the word I'm trying to say.
7.) Totally can't remember the other four reasons I know I'm losing my mind....HELP!