1.) Emma Mae is officially potty trained!
2.) Little girls have a weird obsession with the potty. They like to visit it 42,000 times a day.
3.) When I hear Jake say "Emma, I have a great idea!" something bad is about to happen.
4.) When I hear Jake say "Emma, that's a great idea!" something really bad is about to happen.
5.) Our dog weighs 133 lbs. and it's all our fault.
6.) Rick Springfield has the single most catchy and awesome song of all time.
7.) The Beatles, James Taylor and Neil Diamond are responsible for most of the other good music in the world.
8.) I am a 60 year old trapped in a 40 year old's body.
9.) Mama's of young children don't have the time or the ability to have long phone conversations.
10.) Mama's of young children don't have the time or the ability to complete complex thoughts.